ICA: Times Change, Things End (sigh)

It would appear that your Deacon has been abandoned here in the slumlands of central California! No more does http://worshipalcohol.com bring us the joy of learning and worshipping our beloved Stella Artois online! We are quite saddened by this recent discovery, but know that all is not lost! For though we may be scattered, our Holy Beverage Maker is not! Still in pubs and shops nearly everywhere, you can acquire sufficient quantities of Thy Holy Beverage so that you may remain an 'alshipper' in both flesh and spirt, in full communion with "God". You are hereby encouraged to lift a pint often to Thy Holy Beverage Maker, in honor of our departed Church, always remembering to recite the ICA sign of faith:

In the name of the Stella, and the Smirnoff, and the WKD, Beer bless you all!