The LifeWreck Blog: August 2007

Blogging Is as Blogging Does

Well here it is folks, and here you are. For those of you who've been here before, you'll notice I've "fleshed out" my someday infamous blog with wonderous additives, choc full of vitamins and protein. And all for free - c'mon, where will you find a deal like that anymore?

For those brave-hearted souls who have only just now traversed the boundary that separates this blog from the world of the sane, in spite of multiple fair warnings; welcome to the land of Paul (aka: LifeWrecked), the blog that I've commissioned to fearlessly plumb the inside of my head, tossing out assorted kitchen implements, the leftover nuts and bolts from my last DIY project, clanky bits of loose change, last week's shriveled-up pizza - still in the box, a half-empty bottle of Kings Bay (cheaper, and yet, strangely, better than Baccardi), and whatever other flotsam and jetsam fly out of my belfry along with the bats.

As I warned you before, and just so you don't forget, cynicism reigns supreme here, social graces are best served up diced with mushrooms and roasted garlic cloves in a white wine sauce, and those who find disorder and self-righteous whining offensive may run grave risk to their sensibilities by reading further.

This blog is by me, about me, for me, my values, my therapy, my congitive dissonance, etc., I make it public because every good tragedy deserves an audience. If something here gives you a giggle or grin, melts your heart with compassion for all human kind, causes one less fuzzy bunny rabbit to go blind in a cosmetics lab, or just simply makes your day, well, so be it. It probably isn't my fault, but I'll be happy to take the blame anyway, as usual.

If you would like me to add a link to your blog, ask, and maybe I will. Note, however, my very stringent criteria for links, as evidenced by the item(s) in the "Interesting Blogs" section.

Have fun blogging...

- LifeWrecked

Friday, August 31, 2007

The LifeWreck Blog

Welcome to The LifeWreck Blog.

This blog is dedicated to the wreck that is my life. It may be real, or it may not be real. Then again, I may be real or not also. Seems appropriate.

Other people with wrecks of lives are welcome to comment here, since you can't ruin it, nor can it ruin you (since both are already wrecked). If your life is not a wreck, you're still welcome to comment, but please be aware that I can't guarantee your life won't become a wreck just by reading and commenting here. Wrecks of life and blogs of wrecks of life tend to grow amorphously outward in time and space, infilling and obliterating the effect typically known as happiness. You have been warned.

-LifeWrecked